ianbrooks asked: What do you think about a Chewbacca-style full body beard? I'm thinking of cultivating such a look myself, though my man-garnish is already fairly glorious enough.
Any beard enthusiast aspires for this. As far as I know Chewbacca is the patron saint of the beard in most religions. Alas, you might need to create offspring with bigfoot or yeti for several generations before this is possible. I say rock what you can, while you can.